Discoscalo Bastards Eat Fruit 
Turin - Thursday, November 12 - at 3:30 am
E’ notte fonda, la città è deserta, la nebbia la avvolge, ma in fondo alla via si scorge qualcosa, un gruppo di persone si direbbe, ma non sono persone qualsiasi…sono i freesbisti torinesi dei BeeFree che si apprestano a partire per un lungo viaggio che li condurrà sulla calde sabbie canarie dell’isola di Lanzarote per l’imperdibile appuntamento con il Coman Fruta Cabrones, il torneo di beach ultimate organizzato dai Mubidisk.
Il gruppo degli impavidi che sfidano la notte è composto dai fratelli HM Fabio e Luca, Enrico, Pepo, Albimate, Andre, Corio Coralli e consorte, Ramblert, Lunetta e uomo, a cui si uniranno Stefania in Madrid (if you arrive), and our agent, talent scout for the Iberian Rosa area with the two newly discovered new talents and immediately contracted by Peixets: (Ara) and Celi Ruth.
arrive in Puerto del Carmen at around 5 pm, after a long and exhausting journey, but the climate and the sea are too tempting, so after leaving backpacks and suitcases in the hotel, we welcome the sling on the beach where gazebo-with beer of Mubi is already operational. Then eaten by fish, head to the welcome to stay and that you play tomorrow!
Puerto del Carmen, Lanzarote - Viernes 13 noviembre - 8:00 am horas Today, finally, let's play! For the first game affect us, No Limits, super mistone with players of different nationalities that now I do not know how old are meeting in Lanzarote to participate in the CFC. The bookies give them among the favorites to win the final, but not undone, we can play and remain attached until 9-8, then we stopped to watch and they give us those 4 or 5 points behind which then ends race.
Second game with Descartes, lost by 2 points ... .. Then we face Atletico Dumpling, we do take the tension because we know which is a game we must win, but eventually too much power and will to win and hurt us so we can play one of the worst games and losing by one point (among other things, marked by treachery from Heaven, which had been paid for 'at their opponents lack of women).
third match with Venus Funk Trap, even this English education among the favorites to win the final, and indeed in the final will go, except then be paved by the Woodies. We present in most light field and play a good game, but lost even to this chapter, 13-11.
short, the budget of the first day: beautiful, ugly game results, especially with Descartes and the Meatball we could have won, but we could not handle the tension of the decisive goals ... there is always something to improve!
The evening Mubidisk surprise us with one of the most chic party ever seen an Ultimate tournament!
The location is a house on top of a hill, with swimming and running waiters serving canapes and glasses of champagne! The dinner buffet consists of a very abundant and quality, almost no one can finish the food that was architecturally placed in the pot ...
The evening continues sino a tardi con ritmi latini e danze scatenate, grandissima Debora che mi ha insegnato il classico balletto reggaeton in cui si muove il culo alla velocità della luce!
La serata verrà anche ricordata come quella in cui è stato partorito il nostro nuovo urlo da battaglia…chi vivrà vedrà!
Secondo giorno. Di prima mattina giochiamo contro i Volando Voy, squadra di giocatori canari e spagnoli in genere. Partiamo deconcentrati e andiamo subito sotto di 3 punti. Durante la partita riusciamo a recuperare lo svantaggio iniziale che però ha portato anche un po’ di malumore e “frizioni” tra i vari giocatori, so we are unable to focus and stay together to try to win the game because that still lose the cap!
The following game helps to strengthen even more the climate: Global Warming's play against the Swiss, who are on the field with their usual Hawaiian shirts. But these shirts are not so much to exacerbate the climate, as the zone defense that deploy after a fair start for us, and we attach no patience finally realized too few attacks getting nervous and a bit '.
The heavy defeat forces us to confront, so after we re-tune the various threads on the same frequencies, ready to continue the tournament with a calmer mind and a stronger team spirit.
last game of the day with Mubidisk and we can finally bring home a positive result!
Evening at beach barbecues and alcohol, Andre who, convinced, if not compelled, by Stefi, parading with a bikini and a wig to put it mildly obscene, people who roll in the sand, but it is unclear works as well as tonight we can go back to the hotel.
third day. We expect a single game today against Guayota, deeply felt not only because it will appoint the position the tournament final, but also because for some (Enrique and myself) this is the final challenge old friends like Fran and Ricardo.
The game is very balanced and tight, point to point to the end, what a pity that it will mark their decisive 9-8 ... and eleventh position for us.
The final position is not that good, the strangest thing is that we can not improve the placement of last year despite having delivered a quality game much higher.
The final between Venus and Woodies Funk Trap is not very exciting, too strong the first. More exciting is the paella served at the beach after the ceremony!
The tournament is over, but fortunately no holidays! Unfortunately, Luca and Fabio leave us the next morning, for others still to enjoy a couple of days at sea!
We made them go to school and Santa has distributed a bag of candy each and two large parcels. 
When we dropped the packs, we have found so many beautiful colored books, we have arranged in our part of reading it we really needed, because there were many old books and ruined! 
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! 
